Archive for the ‘New Word’ Category

New Word: Exploitunity

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

ex•ploi•tun•i•ty

A hybrid of “opportunity” and “exploitation.”

Most every artist is familiar with this type of experience: wherein an artist is “offered” an “opportunity” to present his/her work with the understanding that this “opportunity” benefits the artist, rather than the party that makes use of the work.  This is predominantly the case in commercial settings, wherein businesses attempt to obtain discounted services or free usage of artwork, for any period of time, by convincing artists that the exploitation of their work somehow enhances their status as an artist, or that it leads to the possibility of future compensation.

Of course, the real opportunity, in these circumstances, is for businesses to improve upon the aesthetics of their establishment through a diplomatic conquest of another’s vision.

New Word: Paravert

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

pa•ra•vert

An article of wardrobe (often sunglasses), style of behavior, or type of person, that elicits immediate suspicion as to the perverse nature of their outward paranioa.

A thick framed pair of wrap-around-one’s-face, plastic sunglasses may help to assauge your typical agoraphobic’s anxiety of personal confrontation (which isn’t a bad thing), just as easily as to desguise a psychopathic pervert’s feverish stare of stiffling sexual abandon (which could be a bad thing).

By its nature, therefore, a very palpable tension of unnerving ambiguity festers within the paravert’s appearance and infects the viewer’s sense of ease.

New Word: Procrastibation

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

pro•cras•ti•ba•tion

A self indulgent state of procrastination

procrastibate, procrastibator

New Word: Borange

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

bo•range

Pronunciation: \ˈbō-ˈär-inj, ˈbō-ˈär(-ə)nj

Function: used as a noun or adjective

1. A boring state of orange

Wherein a person’s literal, or figurative, use of color constitutes a guise of obfuscation- hiding from others a true inner state of boorishness.

Quite incidentally, this word rhymes with orange.